Seriously though, just check out these headlines –
“Bride who had sex with dwarf stripper on hen do confesses after giving birth to baby with dwarfism”
“Bucket list’ baby who became Facebook sensation dies just hours after birth”
“He was boiling her feet when I walked in’: Electrician describes moment he saw killer cooking his wife”
“Heartbreaking photos show burial of newborn baby AND mum after their deaths at Ebola clinic”
They’re all taken from the Mirror website and so have that tabloid sensibility and dint towards being sensationalist in their approach and word choice but still, sometimes you look at the craziness that is going on in the world and think, just pass me a nice cold beer.